Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML I agree, your life sucks 487 You deserved it 372
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 908 You deserved it 9 876
Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist, and ran. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 163 You deserved it 31 837
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 808 You deserved it 153
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 200 You deserved it 4 505
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 109 You deserved it 3 102
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!