Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 823 You deserved it 6 896
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 315 You deserved it 14 173
Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML I agree, your life sucks 36 291 You deserved it 2 938
Today, I was having sex with a guy I really liked when he suddenly stopped and, while still inside of me, told me that he didn't "do relationships". FML I agree, your life sucks 4 844 You deserved it 800
Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML I agree, your life sucks 54 722 You deserved it 16 045
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!