Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 894 You deserved it 13 416
Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 525 You deserved it 5 217
Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 712 You deserved it 9 739
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 458 You deserved it 2 426
Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 917 You deserved it 680
Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 447 You deserved it 1 969
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!