Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 611 You deserved it 105
Today, after my wife’s father made a very weird joke the other day, and it completely bothered me and caused my anxiety to skyrocket, I asked her about it. She told me not to worry and that it’s just a joke. I’ve always suspected he views his daughter, my wife, sexually. I don't know what to do. FML I agree, your life sucks 522 You deserved it 125
Today, my wife stopped mid blowjob because it tasted too clean, like my mint shower gel. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 858 You deserved it 281
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 029 You deserved it 5 302
Today, my son told me he's had 5 boyfriends and is currently working to improve himself before getting into another relationship. When I was his age, I was still single. My son has more game than I do. FML I agree, your life sucks 823 You deserved it 290
Today, in the middle of a pandemic, which has made it impossible for me to get a job for the last 4 months, my landlord has decided the one thing I need is a rental increase. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 820 You deserved it 215
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!