Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 521 You deserved it 5 125
Today, I had to listen for over 10 minutes as my brother and grandmother discussed how much they hate me. They thought I was asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 418 You deserved it 334
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 938 You deserved it 2 737
Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 614 You deserved it 41 984
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 083 You deserved it 1 055
Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 897 You deserved it 2 064
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!