Awkward Love Nerd - FML

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cole - 24/04/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said, "Hey, I love your jacket, where'd you get that?" I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere." FML

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paperbagofdoom - 29/05/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

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Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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Fashion Week, Bitch

Anonymous - 02/03/2020 21:02

Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML

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Season's greetings

Joe Bloggs - 31/12/2024 15:00 - United States - Detroit

Today, I mistook a stranger in a supermarket aisle for an old friend and gave them a big bear hug from behind. Turns out, my "friend" was just now a very confused man in a very similar, but oddly specific jacket that I thought my actual friend had claimed he made himself. Guess not. FML

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blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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Three's company

Anonymous - 23/06/2021 07:59

Today, after I searched for three months and found the coolest jacket and was stoked, my fiancé and our guy friend both ordered the same jacket so we can all match. FML

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arh - 28/08/2012 00:10 - Australia - Newport

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

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khood - 14/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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forthelin 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

ahem.... not that I would care ... but where did you get this jacket?

ThatsAli3 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:26

I think that's pretty cool. I wouldn't have left you = ) Unless you were creepy and i needed an excuse =P

todo350 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 16:23

0 comments?

boomboom22 0

Monday 29 March 2010 13:50

next time say urban outfitters, dweeb.

mailman1776 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 1:11

man it's her loss. that jacket is awesome

Thabb 0

Monday 10 May 2010 13:39

Wow, sounds like something my seven year old brother would wear...

xtfauthorx 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 22:48

I'd hit it

darknut79 17

Sunday 4 July 2010 4:05

Next time, keep your mouth shut...

suffokateslowly 0

Monday 19 July 2010 21:51

wow i love those movies but damn your a loser 2 for real

futboljem 1

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:10

first!!!!!!

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Thursday 19 August 2010 13:28

That girls insane. If I met a guy who had a replica of Indiana Jones jacket, I would've fallen in love immediately. :D

Poepiepiesie 3

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:37

I smoked a genuine hannibal smith cigar while reading this.

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