Naughty boy

Anonomous - 29/12/2013 00:31 - United States - Plainfield

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
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cheesebond 29

You should post a video on YouTube that seems hysterical

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SavannahSunshine 26

No competition - this is easily the best FML I've ever read.

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buckdharma 37

He plans to run on the wheel all day to increase his stamina, so he can go all night soon.

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VampOfSavannah 31

Poor thing, he's probably bored out of his mind. Maybe he isn't getting enough attention from his humans.

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Gittoh 21

maybe he is lonely, guinea pigs are very social and should have a room mate. Let the vet remove his balls and find ham a cute lady :)

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Camillaheha 18

Give it a friend, guinea pigs aren't supposed to be alone! D:

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