Intimacy: Narcissism

Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

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thatsux23 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:05

he's pretty good then hhaha

Lone_Wolf_099 5

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:24

to used to giving himself a "hand" when hes alone?

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aabbcock 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:09

this is the same exact story ad the other FML...

sxyduck08 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:32

maybe he wants you to moan his name and thats his way of dropping the hint.

aquiles123 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 1:37

haha omg!!

ArtOfDesire 7

Thursday 20 May 2010 2:15

*My Boyfriend and I Get it right.

lolwtfwasthat 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 3:06

lol that's a lil out there

ILoveMyXbox 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 3:28

rofl

brettskie 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 3:37

that's just f**ked up. that or he jcks off alot.

kevo420 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 3:53

hahaha that's too funny..

Trixies100 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:27

I read one a little while back the same thing happened

gman1112 3

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:38

that man is gay

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