Today, my cousin refuses to be home alone while I go out on a...

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By "DeerWombat" - 05/11/2018 15:59

Today, my cousin refuses to be home alone while I go out on a date. I don't like having him around in public cause he frequently plays with his own crotch everywhere he goes. He's 22 years old. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 8 November 2018 3:17

Does he have learning difficulties, or maybe abandonment issues, or just a weird habit he refuses to break?

Peaches1914 13

Thursday 8 November 2018 3:30

Lice? Or jock itch get him some cream from the drug store

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 8 November 2018 3:17

Does he have learning difficulties, or maybe abandonment issues, or just a weird habit he refuses to break?

Peaches1914 13

Thursday 8 November 2018 3:30

Lice? Or jock itch get him some cream from the drug store

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