Awkward, Movies and Love: Movie night - FML

Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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_neutrality 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:04

Think you should make him an ex.

DollyMolly 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:04

You should have left the theater and never looked back.

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Faz7875 2

Friday 17 June 2011 9:06

Dump him.

donnie111 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:15

he sounds gay!

xx7000girlxx 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:50

What a jerk! Drop him.

Albarufus 13

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:25

Dump him?

CessOMG 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 20:13

Jerk.

ya_momma 4

Wednesday 5 September 2012 1:30

Damn, he should get boyfriend of the year award.

Annayers 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:42

Ditch the bastard.

kappinlivy 9

Friday 9 August 2013 0:55

Dump his sorry little butt

judea95 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 13:23

He sounds like my boyfriend, made me go out with him and his friends and then abandoned me for them. I hate people like that.

thirtyrock 6

Sunday 1 September 2013 7:18

how can over five thousand people say you deserved that!

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