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Mommy's little helper

Anonymous - - United States - Oakland

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

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Anonymous - - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

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Neil Diamond was wrong

LucyLollipop -

Today, I had my first glass of red wine after months of pregnancy and giving birth. Just as I sat down and started to relax, I spilled it all over myself and my in-law’s couch. FML

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Use the force

BlueMacaw - - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML

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He's got game

Anonymous - - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

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Night on the tiles

Anonymous - - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

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This is a low

Stella - - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

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Slippery when wet

blewidstepr -

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML

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bbbeast - 28/07/2009 02:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML

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The morning after the night before

college student - - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

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marulicko 19

Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:08

Ok, definitely time to get help...

ruckfules85 34

Tuesday 17 February 2015 10:11

Really good you caught your mistake instead of giving it to her.

janfleury 19

Wednesday 18 February 2015 3:09

You need help. You were very lucky that you caught the mistake. Your child's welfare is at stake. Get help!

mattyiscool123 26

Wednesday 18 February 2015 4:54

You chugged it didn't you?

ronzi 15

Wednesday 18 February 2015 4:55

There is lots of help available, please pour it generously ?

Q94 5

Wednesday 18 February 2015 5:12

Damn! Who pours a large glass of scotch...ever????

Lagalette 19

Wednesday 18 February 2015 5:30

Well the first step is to accept that you have a problem ☑️

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 18 February 2015 7:01

Think of your daughter and get help, please!!!

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 18 February 2015 7:04

Blah fml sucks. Dont mind this comment

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 18 February 2015 7:05

Ran out of time to edit. Also, if you are the only one in care of your daughter it is 1. Extremely irresponsible to be drunk while caring for a child and 2. A reason to call CPS. Do you WANT to lose her?