Christmas, Family and Awkward: Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I showed up at my mom’s with homemade soup, since she said she wasn’t hosting Christmas Eve because she had the flu. My entire family was there without me. FML

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Wednesday 25 December 2024 13:12

wow that's cold hearted. I hope they had a damn good explanation for that evil bullcrap.

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Caused being lied to?

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d j mom 9

Wednesday 25 December 2024 13:12

wow that's cold hearted. I hope they had a damn good explanation for that evil bullcrap.

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Wednesday 25 December 2024 15:41

maybe sit down and consider what action on your part may have caused this.

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Caused being lied to?

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Friday 27 December 2024 3:32

they would be dead to me at that point.

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Apparently they all died of flu

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