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Look at this

By CompleteWithPictures - 14/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with some friends at an Applebee's. I couldn't decide on what I wanted, and after about 10 minutes of me flipping through the menu, our waiter brings over the braille menu complete with gigantic pictures of all the dishes and says, "Here, I thought this might help." FML

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capital_seven 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:15

Why the hell does the braille menu have photos??

yake12 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:26

why does the Braille menu have pics???!!?

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snivellus 6

Saturday 10 May 2014 21:52

that sucks, I have a hard time making decisions too. at least it wasn't ill intended.

gossamerrhy 6

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:23

What an ass

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