Living life on low battery mode

skigal24 - - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML
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Oh that sounds good. What color frosting?

The only reason I got out of bed, was to bury the dead hooker in the bed next to me before the cops showed up.

fatunicorn24 0

only worth it if they had sprinkles!! :D

elleoheelle 2

This isn't an FML. This is a MLIA.

Killerturtle 11
MalaInsane_11 0

lmao!! that is so me. hahaha!

I guess I just don't see the fml in this . . .

chrisg2001 3

you can tell from her picture she's fat...and we may have some of the most fit people in the world but if you actually look around you wouldn't ever think it