Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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itsrainingmen_fml 0

obviously she's not interested or doesn't care because even if she wasn't enjoying it she could at least kiss you or touch you. time to discuss this problem soon or end the relationship before you both are emotionally messed up from it all.

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Snafuusmc 12

have her try anal

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52564 8

Ain't his fault! Been stuck in same situation for 24 years and it does not get any better. run while you can. other girls will move and make sounds

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hockeyrocks39 0

Maybe your wife knows you make other girls squirm and move and it makes her feel disgusting when you touch her so she wishes she was dead. Communication is the key to wonderful wet slippery orgasmic sex! Hooah!

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istoppucks 2

I think that is her way of telling you she is cheating on you. she could care less what is going on and just lays there. saves the good stuff for the other guy

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LPEasierToRn 3

ask what's wrong cuz apparently your sucking. ask her what she wants

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annihil8or 15

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Genesis215 1

In all honesty, I think silence is much better than hearing "Is it in yet?"

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Shadow4i5 3

get a bigger dick?

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