Clothes, Washing machines and Miscellaneous: Laundry day

Laundry day

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

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Monday 14 November 2011 1:14

it's ok you don't need detergant. i'm sure the smell of water will make them smell fine.

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Monday 14 November 2011 1:09

At least they got wet?

Comments

torrentuser 1

Monday 14 November 2011 2:09

ydi for being gay

germasian96 7

Monday 14 November 2011 2:09

wouldnt you notice that your clothes didnt smell good as you were switching them to the dryer?

stuth186 7

Monday 14 November 2011 2:30

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all4pooh 4

Monday 14 November 2011 2:43

Happens to all of us OP

mattandamy07 3

Monday 14 November 2011 3:04

Omg that sounds like something I would do! My husband does it with the dishwasher...

geon_olam 17

Monday 14 November 2011 6:58

I don't know anyone who puts laundry detergent in their dishwasher...

VeraJK 16

Monday 14 November 2011 3:27

Idiot.

VeraJK 16

Monday 14 November 2011 3:27

Idiot.

perdix 29

Monday 14 November 2011 3:44

At least you get points for letting your clothes go swimming. Maybe you can take them for a walk while you dry them.

DancinChikk 0

Monday 14 November 2011 3:53

Haaa, i hate to say this but ive done that to a load of laundry before. I also hate to say this too but i am a serious blonde. LOL

kwsoccer 6

Monday 14 November 2011 3:57

5 loads of laundry?!?! That's a lot haha :p

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