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Late stage Lucy Letby

By mrdentist - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML

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Thursday 2 December 2010 18:57

brush your teeth or you will get old and die!

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Thursday 2 December 2010 18:53

Oh my God. And I want to be a dentist...

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Mollykinz 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 8:42

aww that is too bad

lolatlifehahaha 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 12:49

At least u did something good for her.

Dr_Soapynutz 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:50

MURDERER!!!

Poetry 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 5:06

and then the police found your underground sex dungeon

satanclauz 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 5:26

the only comment i have for this is "well, shit..."

sandera_little96 0

Monday 6 December 2010 4:14

Holy shit man

Muffin_boo 12

Monday 6 December 2010 4:34

can I call BS? I call BS :]]]

Tittyabuse 0

Monday 6 December 2010 6:06

Heheheheheheheheh.....heh

brieee 23

Monday 6 December 2010 6:59

@: #164..i deffinitly agree..there's not much to say about that. haha

mikeyMcFly 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:05

why you people telling her to put a shirt on? let her rock all she's doing is getting more attention & your falling right into it

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