Money: Late night shopping spree

Late night shopping spree

By DrunkenShopper - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

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You deserved it 37 017

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Today, I got an email that my Amazon account was probably hacked, and they have gone ahead and canceled all orders that seemed suspicious. Two days ago I was celebrating that I'd finished Christmas shopping early. Never mind. FML

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By fnfantastic - 04/11/2012 16:37 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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By KamiAzaaaaaa - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

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Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

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You deserved it 1 037

Scammed

By 96Ellie - 11/03/2017 14:00

Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML

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No refunds

By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML

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By DebitDebacle - 15/07/2018 19:00

Today, after my bank sent me a new card because the old one had been compromised, I woke up to find that it's already been used to start an Amazon Prime account and order several movies. The card to replace a compromised card has been compromised. FML

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Monday 3 September 2012 12:08

. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!

fuzz97 23

Monday 3 September 2012 12:12

You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.

Comments

mattd1734 0

Monday 3 September 2012 14:32

So you didnt learn after the first three times this has happened yeah your an idiot

Screwwedd 12

Monday 3 September 2012 14:43

That's not irony.

dogpup4 23

Monday 3 September 2012 15:15

Thats why it was in quotation marks.

Mauskau 35

Monday 3 September 2012 16:01

The tshirt thing is one that many people have trolled on, because in reality, the tshirt isnt that attractive. It tends to be something only trolls look at, which I'm assuming is op's irony.

Bad1z 13

Monday 3 September 2012 14:46

op setup a block list that turns on after and off at a certain time, that should minimize any drunk purchases

vodkaliciouz 4

Monday 3 September 2012 15:05

Change your password before you're planning to get drunk again

jaredofmo 22

Monday 3 September 2012 15:32

Who's online when they're drunk?

jaredofmo 22

Monday 3 September 2012 15:38

Like... Seriously. What's the fun in getting drunk alone?

metalwolf 17

Monday 3 September 2012 18:26

Probably just about as fun as talking to yourself.

SeedlessMe 13

Tuesday 4 September 2012 0:18

Haha I only drink alone! You can have fun making a fool of yourself with nobody there to see it. Plus the added bonus of not having to drive anywhere when you're done. ...Guess it's just me and George Thorogood ;)