Friends and Landlords: Landlords gonna landlord - FML

Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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Today, I was walking my friend’s dog at the park as a favor. A stranger then struck up a little conversation with me about the dog. It turned out that the stranger I talked to was my friend’s landlord, who now knows that my friend was lying about her pet being a service animal and is threatening eviction. FML

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By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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Today, I had to kick my husband's friend out of our house after a week. He left lights on, played video games all day, ate all of our food and laughed when his son hit my dog. He was only invited over for one dinner. FML

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By Leyla - 27/10/2015 01:23 - United States - Franklin

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By bigryngf - 04/08/2009 22:12 - United States

Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:16 - Canada

Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML

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Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML

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perfectwinds 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:21

Wow... That sucks! I'd kick her ass out and try and kiss your landlord's ass.

blland 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:31

now do you know why she got dumped?

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EffYoLife 14

Friday 6 November 2009 8:51

that was a long winded message. you could have edited that down by not saying the same thing over and over again.

Anteezy 7

Friday 6 November 2009 20:31

eat her pets as revenge

fuzz97 23

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:00

go kick her ass.

BlAzEtHiS 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:15

She wouldn't be there any more after that stupid move. Is she by chance blonde?

chtychtybngbng 11

Tuesday 11 September 2012 11:33

Wow! That sucks for you, but it sucks even more for your friend. Now she has to find somewhere else to stay!

BeautyBaby099 18

Wednesday 25 September 2013 2:37

She's just an idiot

cwl727 32

Monday 7 April 2014 21:08

Then what happened.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 12 May 2015 4:47

This could have been written better.

kathie_bunny 14

Friday 12 June 2015 13:10

I'm confused as to what happened lol

AvengedAngel 13

Tuesday 27 October 2015 12:57

That's on your friend, not you, so your friend deserved it.

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