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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 14:08 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

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khemist_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:18

smart kid

eminemchick 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:21

frebreze was wrong then. you can wash the inside of your house!:D

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RKD 23

Tuesday 6 September 2011 23:18

YOUR KID ROCKS!!!!!!!

lifeisasillygame 2

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:59

Aww thats so cute! but sucks for you!

jmelsha11 11

Monday 9 January 2012 6:15

Smart

mibs3 11

Monday 2 July 2012 22:23

hooray for loopholes

Albarufus 13

Monday 3 September 2012 19:10

Clever kid!

Bquillero16 18

Friday 16 November 2012 6:39

I know that I'm like 5 times his age but how exactly do you do that? Lol

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 2 July 2014 21:11

Reminds me of Full House when Michelle brought the inflatable pool in the house.

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