Kids: Kids say the funniest things

Kids say the funniest things

By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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jeck_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

you should have have taught you're daughter some common coutesy by now

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:57

That is so messed up. Poor guy. FHL.

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jeck_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

you should have have taught you're daughter some common coutesy by now

awkwardass 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

Hahahaha! Smart kid. =O No really, that kid's feisty. Kudos.

deebster 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

LOL, wow, your daughter just told him off. She'll grow up to be a fine liberal, HAHA

Bonnie Koster 5

Monday 19 April 2021 11:57

I served with a lot of "liberals". Did you?

lieuwkill1 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:52

hahahahaha very good FML Your kid deserves the nobel price for peace

Nemesis2747 4

Monday 18 May 2009 9:53

Seems like the kinda kid that goes for strangers with vans and candy. Keep an eye on that one.

Nenor_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:55

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alexgisforme3 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:55

thats HORRIBLE

MiZiGe 4

Monday 18 May 2009 9:57

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mehwhateverr 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:57

That is so messed up. Poor guy. FHL.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 18 May 2009 9:59

Oh wow. That's like, my great uncle dying in Vietnam and everyone saying that he deserved it because he was a baby killer. I cannot believe she actually said that. I would've asked something like, "Did it hurt much?" Without thinking too much about what I just said.