Sex Love Keeping it in the family - FML

Keeping it in the family

pontwa - - Australia

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

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MrSassypants 33

Monday 24 August 2015 0:14

If only there was a way to make him your ex-father.

HeadlessSparrow 20

Monday 24 August 2015 0:10

That's not ****** up at all...*shudders*

pike1346 3

Wednesday 26 August 2015 4:45

Lucky dad

weezypanda420 22

Sunday 20 September 2015 18:45

Well that's gross...

HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 4:26

hopefully she doesn't become your step mother

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 0:48

Get a different dad.

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Today, I apologized to my boyfriend because I'd been rather snappy with him the last few days due to stress. His response? "It's okay baby, I'm used to you being a bitch." FML

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Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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Today, after sex last night, I'd fallen asleep nude without bothering to put on underwear. What a mistake that was. My cat decided to wake me up by clawing and biting my naked morning wood like she was trying to rip the head off a mouse. FML

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Today, I found out the medication my doctor gave me for depression is making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

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Today, my Computer Science professor posted an assignment that's due right before our Monday class… on Monday morning. I wouldn't have even thought to check for assignments this morning if he hadn't done the same thing last week. FML

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Today, after getting my phone fixed last week because my daughter dropped it and it landed on a corner, I dropped it again at the dog park and several big dogs fighting with my dog stepped on it. One of them cracked the screen again. FML

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