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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:08

At least you were considered a threat? fyl for being hot.

Bakarra 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:08

Bitches be trippin

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Solano2580 24

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:05

I think YDI because it seemed like you tried to provoke it.

KitsuneInferno 7

Tuesday 28 June 2016 6:10

On the Bright side you could sue her for assault!

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