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Is it a plane ?

Decker - 14/02/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with the hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we got out of my car, she started sprinting to get out of the rain. I ran to catch up and slipped on a metal plate, and did a reverse Superman onto my ass. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Tabeling101 - 12/12/2016 01:51

Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML

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Play it cool

NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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Smooth gym bro

Dkim620 - - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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Like tears in rain

anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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Rainy day

Anonymous - - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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Great night out

Boyufd - 02/05/2022 04:00

Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML

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Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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baker45678 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:35

Quick question. Why didn't you drop your date off at the front and go park yourself? Seems like a gentlemanly thing to do.

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:16

well that's another one for the books >_> took me a while to visualize the whole "reverse superman" thing

Hiropon 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:33

Waaah. *agrees with dudeitsdanny* Indecisive, are we? =3=

beachgirl332 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:37

maybe they needed some... condoms. you never know what they're up to.

beachgirl332 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:42

the "reverse superman" is the superman in soulja boy, but backwards. Atleast thats what i think.

mrspsl 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:49

YDI for shopping at Wal-Mart.

pink_shades 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:56

lol #36

babybubz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:57

it says nothing about being a DATE.. your comments fail at being funny.

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Sunday 14 February 2010 16:24

Since it was raining so hard, why didn't you let her out at the front door so she wouldn't get wet; you know, act like a gentleman?

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Sunday 14 February 2010 16:58

I love walmart, it's a perfect place to have a date ^_^ pull up some chairs up to the electronics section and watch a movie, mabye head over to snacks and get some milk duds. and play some games in the gaming isle..