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Incognito browsing

Anonymous - 26/05/2020 23:00

Today, my dad is super overprotective and can view my search history through his phone. I'd downloaded the Google app to be able search for things he wouldn't approve of. I just realized I've been making all these searches on my school account. I go to a private school and they can view my search history. FML

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Private stuff

Anonymous - 17/06/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML

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Well played

Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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Nice day, innit?

Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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Privacy

silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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Scarred a generation

nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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RhymePrime 7

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:42

Why didn't you use incognito browsing?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 27 May 2020 1:18

This is why you should always take precautions.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:38

What are you looking for, you naughty minx?!

RhymePrime 7

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:42

Why didn't you use incognito browsing?

loliloveoniichan 14

Wednesday 27 May 2020 20:41

his dns cache still saves the websites he visits even on incognito mode

kfchicken 31

Saturday 30 May 2020 1:56

a vpn with incognito is what op needs

Baby_123 8

Wednesday 27 May 2020 1:17

Solution, egg his house

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 27 May 2020 1:20

Genius idea; egg your own parents' house. There's no way that could make it worse.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 27 May 2020 1:18

This is why you should always take precautions.

TheGestalt97 11

Thursday 28 May 2020 20:51

If it has anything to do with technology, I never pick YDI.

Skyler Bond 3

Saturday 6 June 2020 6:05

Use an APK you noob!

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