Today, I was in class and I had to go to the bathroom really...

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By cperagui - 11/07/2018 18:13

Today, I was in class and I had to go to the bathroom really bad. My teacher made me wait like ten minutes before I could go and I ended up walking into the guy's bathroom. I ran into my crush. He was jerking off. FML

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mcdgaf 14

Saturday 14 July 2018 3:46

You should have asked if he needed help.

cperagui 18

Sunday 15 July 2018 8:08

He looked like he was doing fine

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mcdgaf 14

Saturday 14 July 2018 3:46

You should have asked if he needed help.

cperagui 18

Sunday 15 July 2018 8:08

He looked like he was doing fine

JasonThorn 20

Monday 16 July 2018 16:17

That is not an FML. That is the FML Hat Trick!

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