I've got the hots for you

Jarman - 26/07/2012 05:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML
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CessOMG 3

I freaking hate it when that happens. FYL.

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pichu172b 7

The only reason this post was allowed on here is because of the hilarious way it's written.

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whostolemylama 12

You could not call the "sexy" girl back after you were done?

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chisty87 16

I agree you could've called her after you found out it was a false alarm

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AClassActx3 7

Just ask her back out, explaining there was an emergency that day

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Dcm210 19

maybe thats gods way of telling that she isnt clean.

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FalconCrunch 4

You should have let it build up until it was completely unbearable, then let loose the filthy sludge onto her chest.

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