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I'll leave you to it then…

scared shitless in ohio - - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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vanessa_d15 - - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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Casual…

bnc - - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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Pleased to meet you

Mr_Yato - - United States

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

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U wot m8?

_Asykes_ -

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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Dick

missPiggy - - Norway

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

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You were warned

kko - - United States

Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

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IDGAF!

Anonymous - - United States

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML

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There was an attempt…

JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Who are you?

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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emirie 21

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

That's the type of friend I'd want.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:55

The weird kids always grow up to be CEOs or chairmen. Or axe murderers.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:36

I would say most of us on FML were probably that weird kid in their school. You could have said "You wouldnt want to eat me, I am infected with parasites."

kumarina 35

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:42

Maybe he remember this and won't shoot you or kill you last....

XO920 5

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:59

I like this guy...

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:04

Sounds like something I'd say if I wanted someone to **** off...

chaosincarnate 8

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:04

You probably look tasty to him.

gc327072 30

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:12

*gasp* "OH MY GOSH ME TOO!!!!" Boom' BFFs for life.

CJMDucks 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:32

He probably uses his sense of humor to keep people away. Keep saying hello and see if he opens up and expresses the way he really is. Maybe he's just a bit quirky.