Today, I found out my wife was cheating on me... again. When...

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By mjrgmz32 - 06/07/2018 11:31

Today, I found out my wife was cheating on me... again. When I confronted her about it, she got upset and put hands on me which ended up in her arrest. Thankfully, we just signed a 30 year mortgage on a house. Only 29 years and 11 months to go. FML

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interesting33 36

Monday 9 July 2018 0:02

is there anyway you can talk to a human at the bank and explain? Maybe they will take it back?

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interesting33 36

Monday 9 July 2018 0:02

is there anyway you can talk to a human at the bank and explain? Maybe they will take it back?

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