Today, I experienced the irony of having floss stuck in between... - FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 17:46 - United States - Carson

Today, I experienced the irony of having floss stuck in between my teeth, not really encouraging for somebody who's recently incorporated it into their daily lifestyle. Not to mention all the blood and pain that came with trying to remove it. FML

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Sunday 9 September 2018 5:26

not understanding how that's discouraging, i mean if anything it should encourage you to not be so gross with your oral hygiene, then maybe you won't be stuck with a dental g string as often.

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Sunday 9 September 2018 5:26

not understanding how that's discouraging, i mean if anything it should encourage you to not be so gross with your oral hygiene, then maybe you won't be stuck with a dental g string as often.

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