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Hydrated pinkies

By Anonymous - 09/03/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we went for a foot massage. My wife found it incredibly relaxing; I just found it weird that a complete stranger seemed to be trying to give each of my toes its own handjob. Plus they used so much moisturiser that it made the inside of my shoes feel like squishy mud all day. FML

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Sunday 9 March 2025 23:49

Foot rubs are like Marmite, you either love them or hate them.

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Sunday 9 March 2025 23:49

Foot rubs are like Marmite, you either love them or hate them.

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