Cats and Animals: Hello?

Hello?

By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):

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Comments

stevenmx86 7

Monday 28 November 2011 4:12

That sucks but, generally, that's what "deaf" means..

atomicbaboon 0

Friday 16 December 2011 6:10

Your cat's not deaf. It's just ignoring you.

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:07

This happened to my dad... he never saw the cat again.

devonisthebest 7

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:18

I have a deaf cat to she hides all the time

lilirose19_fml 3

Saturday 11 August 2012 21:05

Laser pointer.

brokenintopieces 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 11:11

Im sorry to hear that. Ir is a real shame you lost your cat.

xrudeboyrock 29

Monday 3 December 2012 4:47

I am so sorry OP, that's really terrible :(

sugarpoppaige 6

Saturday 26 October 2013 5:30

Any real cat lover doesn't call their cat "it"

nphfan123 7

Friday 1 November 2013 0:46

Aww that sucks!

doglover100 28

Monday 17 February 2014 16:05

I'm sorry.

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