Hefty

Fatty - - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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Consequences 0

are you upset because he's weak or because you think you are fat?

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

time to lose some weight there

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sux_to_be_you 0

tell him to hit the gym.

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thealmityking 4

it's ok if he's weak he's probably hung

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skin_like_glue 0

It's a bit sad that she considers being pinned up against a wall as being romantic. It's called lust, Sweetie.

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