Animals: Heeeeeelp! - FML

Heeeeeelp!

By baddoggy - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

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yourWIFEandKIDS 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:21

YDI because you're a retard.

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:25

your dog probably hit the lock button.

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baltomushishi 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:26

i hope that dog is ok , otherwise theres gonna be blood!

mahimalil 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:26

You have a huge point there..... How do u lock all that stuff in there at once??

ryan0212 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:28

you open your door. you lock the door. you get out. you accidentally leave the key inside.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:32

If you have a chocolate chip cookie in there too, then someone should eventually break the glass and take it, allowing you access once again to your possessions :p

imperfect14 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:33

hahahaha good one xD 

mintcar 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:36

Pay more attention?

eternalsunlight 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:48

Oh no!!! The poor dog!!! Hope it was okay!!!!!

Blaw023 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:49

Your an idiot. Case closed

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:55

You're an idiot. Case closed.*

whcwtexan 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:51

not first, thank god!!! that sucks op, but shit happens...

perdix 29

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:55

You'd better hope Pop-A-Lock gets there quick, or you're going to have one expensive hot dog.

BleedingJaws 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:07

**** the dog's life.

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