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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML

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Monday 10 October 2011 16:10

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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FML Team, I request a WTF button.

Comments

Paws_Cat 29

Monday 29 December 2014 4:29

What's THAT supposed to mean?

Wolfipoo 31

Friday 5 June 2015 20:35

So he was a guy, naked, weighing his testes on a scale when you, a girl walks in and just nonchalantly asks what he's doing? More than just flat mates?