Happy Birthday baby!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 18:02 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 December 2020 16:12

Are you humble-bragging about your huge house?

Seeya55 31

Sunday 6 December 2020 15:57

Do you not leave your room though? I'd get it if so.

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Seeya55 31

Sunday 6 December 2020 15:57

Do you not leave your room though? I'd get it if so.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 December 2020 16:12

Are you humble-bragging about your huge house?

kfchicken 31

Monday 7 December 2020 2:23

don't worry about it too much it's just the times we live in. parents these days are addicted and can't even leave their phones for a second

voltroz 18

Monday 7 December 2020 6:16

They are concerned about catching covid

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