Tell her to brush her hair before getting in the shower. My hair goes past my butt. Only 1 or 2 strands of my hair come out during a shower. I wipe it on the shower wall, and after my shower I put it in the garbage.

I have long, thick hair so when I'm done shampooing I'm always cleaning a huge amount of hair off of the drain!!

Ugh. That's terrrrible. I'm sorry for your suffering.

That's ruff, but does she like it doggie style?

Are you married to JLO?

The elongated 'flooorrrr' has me cracking up. I can really feel your anguish.

tell her to brush brush brush her hair before washing it (or brush it for her, which she will love). I have long, thick hair and you can't imagine what comes off in my fingers if I don't brush beforehand.

She could totally have hypothyroidism, and autoimmune disease that makes your immune system decide to attack your own thyroid gland until it is decimated. You make very little thyroid hormone since your thyroid gland has been attacked relentlessly by your own body and It gets to the point that you have no energy, feel cold ALL the time, your skin dries out, your nails crack, your hair falls out... Oh wait, I'm talking about me FML.

Why are you just now noticing this?

Why doesn't your wife clear the drain when she gets out of the shower? Common courtesy.....