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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

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By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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Monday 21 November 2011 18:53

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Open wide?

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opendoorclosed 8

Monday 21 November 2011 22:04

Why did you use the word "noggin"?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 21 November 2011 22:08

Why wouldn't he?

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 21 November 2011 22:04

Love you for using the word noggin :')

meg882002 0

Monday 21 November 2011 22:12

Gross

Deadzombie 2

Monday 21 November 2011 22:22

I really hope you held your breathe until the flakes passed by.

21jason 9

Monday 21 November 2011 23:30

Yuuummm hope u haven't had dinner yet

chels1994 11

Monday 21 November 2011 23:31

this is a horrible thing to read while you're eating French toast with powdered sugar on top...

ljcarranza 16

Monday 21 November 2011 23:48

that really sucks but if you noticed it "about" to hit you..why didn't you move?

Lovesglee 3

Monday 21 November 2011 23:53

Yummmyyyy!!!!

StarGurl86 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:12

That's just nasty! Ewww

kmlunn 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:27

You're a flaming ****

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