Health, Embarrassing Intimacy Force of habit - FML

Force of habit

Anonymous - - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML

39 463

7 797

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Patts_fml 4

Saturday 29 September 2012 1:46

Sure...."unintentionally"

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 September 2012 1:53

Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.

SportyShain 10

Saturday 13 October 2012 4:43

You're gay

Athanasy 6

Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:37

atleast it didn't turn all dark and stormy

4nnunaki 7

Tuesday 23 July 2013 1:11

for shame OP... gettin all hot & heavy for your doctor is highly unprofessional. ya jagmo'

Leeroy2259 4

Thursday 12 December 2013 15:42

mother of God!

SaltyLurker 10

Wednesday 29 August 2018 8:13

Yeah that's because it feels ridiculously good to be touched down there lol

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

44 883

6 666

Today, the guy I've been seeing bought me a nice bottle of wine and cooked dinner for me. Later, we started having sex for the first time. All was going well until he ran to the bathroom mid-sex and I had to listen to him with explosive diarrhea. The worst part is, he wanted to keep going after. FML

33 533

3 715

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

5 967

1 101

Today, when I wasn’t looking, my brother added 50 kilos to my barbell at the gym, which I obviously dropped right on my neck. I’m not sure what it’s called but the doc says I broke my Adam’s apple and that I'm lucky to be alive, since it could have broken my neck. FML

1 353

109

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

34 339

3 563

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

194 828

37 517