FML's Who's Responsible…? By Louis - 28/03/2017 22:30 - France - Le Mans Does this guy really deserve it so many times? And who did it? We know. I agree, your life sucks 508 You deserved it 148 Share Tweet Share
Today, I woke up from surgery with nurses all giggling at me. I asked them what was wrong, and apparently I’m now famous as the guy who kept getting boners every 10 minutes, until finally the surgeon used surgical tape to stick it to my thigh to keep it out out of his way. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 080 You deserved it 217
Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 258 You deserved it 152 405
Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 132 You deserved it 3 711
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 299 You deserved it 4 516
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 792 You deserved it 31 407
Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 140 You deserved it 3 294
Today, my husband says he wants to file for divorce because he’s tired of me being a “bossy boots.” Apparently, asking him to stop sending a 17 year-old girl dick pics as a “joke” is too much to ask. My tongue is going to fall out from the many times I've had to explain to him why it’s inappropriate. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 627 You deserved it 381
Today, it’s Easter Sunday. I have a countdown timer on my phone for when I can retire. I checked it : only 666 days left. FML I agree, your life sucks 728 You deserved it 201