FML's Showdown #9 By Louis - 17/05/2017 21:30 - France - Paris This week, check out some dudes mishandling some heavy machinery and vote for your fave. I agree, your life sucks 568 You deserved it 150 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 953 You deserved it 2 080
Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 310 You deserved it 14 362
Today, at a family gathering, I was talking to my uncle about my "awful neighbor who smokes pot all day while listening to shitty bro country, and tries to cover the smell with cheap incense." After a moment of awkward silence, I remembered my cousin, his son, is my neighbor. He was more offended by the fact that I'd insulted his taste in music. FML I agree, your life sucks 182 You deserved it 472
Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 958 You deserved it 5 664
Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 476 You deserved it 2 274
What happens next to the poor fisherman dude? Check out the video find out. I agree, your life sucks 599 You deserved it 171
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