FML Approved, Video #5 By Louis - 21/03/2017 23:18 A hole in one, in one. I agree, your life sucks 617 You deserved it 242 Share Tweet Share
Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 922 You deserved it 5 528
Today, I tested positive for COVID… again. This pandemic has been going on for so long that after 11 months, my natural immunity has apparently worn off. I'm in the next group for the vaccine. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 069 You deserved it 203
Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 196 You deserved it 3 602
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 772 You deserved it 44 261
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML I agree, your life sucks 350 You deserved it 92
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML I agree, your life sucks 53 768 You deserved it 4 551
What an icehole!