Love, Money and Mother's Day: Fly my beauties

Fly my beauties

By Newny_Newny_Newny - 12/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I spent like $120 on Mother’s Day flowers and a big bundle of balloons for my wife. On the way to the car, the balloons detached from the string and floated away. FML

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Ask for new balloons since they didn’t tie them properly

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