Love, Christmas, Family and My ex: Festive spirit

Festive spirit

By kingkarnie - 12/12/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

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pinkp909 8

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:33

wth that's messed upp

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Sunday 12 December 2010 9:33

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Missiexx18 0

Monday 7 May 2012 5:45

Dude that sucks.

unholyhalfbreed 4

Friday 24 August 2012 20:59

Your mom almost sounds like she's as big of a bitch as my mother is.

radiocaf 29

Friday 4 January 2013 2:59

Wait... What?! Some family that is!

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 30 August 2014 21:33

That's messed up.

gentleman54 8

Tuesday 12 January 2016 4:36

Should have returned her gift from you

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