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Fashionista

By malicious_melons - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Monday 8 July 2013 9:05

Show her who wore it best.

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FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 9 July 2013 0:20

I don't think there's enough "looks" to go around so everyone looks completely different.

MaggieJH 7

Tuesday 9 July 2013 2:16

Nothing's wrong with a little vintage

BabyrooKid 11

Tuesday 9 July 2013 6:01

Your life must suck if you dress like your mother.

Brak_Spaceman 19

Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:10

Stop stealing her look then.

thisisnotAJ 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 21:07

This reminds me of me and my mom. My mom always tells me "you're stealing my look," when really, she's stealing mine...

DLBL 20

Tuesday 29 July 2025 16:18

Your mom thinks she OWNS style? Yeesh.

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