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Emergency

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of two years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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YOUNGSMUTTY 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:08

That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.

shortandloud 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:09

That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.

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bubs_AKA_vermin 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:38

?_? ...um...*ahem* right then. carry on.

magictrees18 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:49

dont be so selfish

Lobster_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:17

POOR GRANNY!! :(

heeystefi_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:22

lmfaoooo i agree 20! ahahahha omg(L)

froggy123000 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:50

ROFL 10 AND 46!!!!!!!!! I love this one! Is she o.k? She better be! At least you have another chance w/ your girlfriend now, though!

annieannie 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:28

this is one of THE funniest things...... Your grandma sounds so awesome!

krystynzilla 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:17

LMFAO :P that made me laugh so hard, good luck getting the right time again.

cuterthanuthink 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 8:36

that must've sucked

keith444 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 21:45

cobk blocked by a toilet

poshii 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:24

haha thats rly funny actually! ur like yes yes yes! NOOOOO! was she ok btw?!

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