Sex, Fantasy and Intimacy: Easy - FML

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By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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Denied!

By Hystcheria - 25/07/2021 02:01 - United States - Fredericksburg

Spicy

Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML

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By okay._. - 01/11/2012 07:54 - United States - Marysville

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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RockieGirl 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:38

but that's AWESOME!

growingupnextmon 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:52

Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.

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jessexjames 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:47

YDI for complaining. I would love to have that fantasy come true

furyboom 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:00

ur boyfriend is one of a kind!

some2521nobody 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:37

Your boyfriend is awesome!

AnqieStayyBossin 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:28

Lmfaoooooooo ! Youuu & Yourr Boyfriend Goot Problemsss ! W2 :]

luizocoke 0

Monday 27 June 2011 5:57

fantasies are fantasies ... gotta respect others and do em

iDollyLoveDove 0

Monday 22 August 2011 0:12

Sexayy(;

bdair 1

Monday 22 August 2011 20:03

Who the hell doesnt want to do pikachu ? ;P

xShankstah 1

Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:26

Lol! Pokemon is beast! Be lucky it's only a Pilachu.

codymaas01 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 17:15

Win

kimmiekimmiekong 0

Friday 4 November 2011 11:05

hey u an ur bf r perfect for each other, u both have weird ass fantasies.... yours is odd and completely not sanitary and his is really odd and one must wonder when he was a kid what were his thoughts when pikachu was brought up or shown? I'm just saying!

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