Awkward and Work: Double entendre - FML

Double entendre

By mel - 11/05/2012 21:23 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Spicy

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

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Saturday 12 May 2012 0:54

Awesome boss

FMLshark 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:56

Yeah Spit, what're you doing on FML? Go learn to swallow!!

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Saturday 12 March 2016 16:29

did not see the beginning part and I thought it was somewhere completely different...

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