Weird and Kids: Doggy dog world

Doggy dog world

By wouaf - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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azouwa 26

Thursday 7 September 2017 14:02

LMAO!!! Sorry. Listen, you kind of deserved it. This is why: You know your kid sister. Before walking into a changing room you should of kept her in mind. lol

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azouwa 26

Thursday 7 September 2017 14:02

LMAO!!! Sorry. Listen, you kind of deserved it. This is why: You know your kid sister. Before walking into a changing room you should of kept her in mind. lol