Dog Box Fail By FML Approved - 17/10/2017 14:30 - United States - New York Think outside the box! I agree, your life sucks 455 You deserved it 97 Share Tweet Share
Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML I agree, your life sucks 81 787 You deserved it 5 981
Today, I forked over a hefty sum to stay the night in a beautiful, luxurious hotel room, because back home I have a baby that doesn't sleep through the night yet. Never would I have imagined I would be staying directly next to the town nightclub. I'm still awake. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 717 You deserved it 1 247
Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 028 You deserved it 974
Today, my husband told me, "Your job is easy! You do nothing but play and have fun with children all day." Mind you, I'm a toddler teacher and have 10 children in a day. When I come home from work, he complains he’s tired because he was watching our only child who's a toddler. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 334 You deserved it 142
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 215 You deserved it 4 021
Today, it should have been my day off from work because I did a lot of night shifts. At 6 a.m., my boss called told me that my day off was canceled, because a coworker is ill. Now I'm sitting here on a night shift with a pinched nerve in my shoulder and a lot of pain, just because I stretched. FML I agree, your life sucks 895 You deserved it 80
"Hey Ralph, check out my new box!" "Hang on Fred, I gotta bark at this idiot carrying around a box!"