"Do you play any instrument?" By Lewis - 22/12/2018 19:00 Watch me! I agree, your life sucks 266 You deserved it 74 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got terminated from my job due to two coworkers accusing me of saying racial slurs four months ago. Four months ago I refused to support the same coworkers in trying to terminate another coworker on false allegations. I’m the least racist person you could ever met. I’m also 5 months pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 495 You deserved it 85
Today, it's been a year since my wife agreed to an open marriage. A friend said at the time that she would get a lot more sex than me, and would end up leaving me. I ignored him because he's a basement dwelling Trump supporter who's never had a girlfriend. Turns out he was completely right. FML I agree, your life sucks 96 You deserved it 971
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 659 You deserved it 8 329
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML I agree, your life sucks 36 242 You deserved it 4 361
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML I agree, your life sucks 11 941 You deserved it 24 349
Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 956 You deserved it 18 548
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 140 You deserved it 3 424
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 526 You deserved it 175
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