Love: Disrespectful to the max

Disrespectful to the max

By SorryUncleTommy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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By pianokiller - 09/05/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

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Bad taste

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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Choose your moments

By Geraldine - 03/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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Maturity

By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Lee - 21/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

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Shut up!

By Unfun funeral - 31/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 1 October 2012 12:08

Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 1 October 2012 12:08

Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans

Comments

BrandisaurousRex 6

Wednesday 3 October 2012 5:48

Two words: DUMP HIM!

southernboy78 0

Wednesday 3 October 2012 13:29

Well? Did he get some stink finger?!?

baileymarie102 6

Thursday 4 October 2012 2:43

That is so disrespectful. I would've been pissed.

alaynalovell 2

Thursday 4 October 2012 7:06

That's really disrespectful... But maybe he just didn't know what to do with himself and felt awkward so he tried to lighten the mood.... Still not right though

euuandne 1

Thursday 4 October 2012 19:26

And who invited him?

Thatsjank 5

Monday 22 April 2013 9:15

Isnt spider pig from Family Guy o___O

emeraldmaz 9

Thursday 6 June 2013 7:13

Absolutely not.

IvyPalin 7

Thursday 9 May 2013 19:45

Ha! Better enjoyed else where sir! But seriously grow up, if OP didn't know uncle well then I doubt your boyfriend knew him at all and it might have been awkward for him, maybe that was just his way of trying to make you feel better or he just didn't know what to do with himself given he didn't know you uncle!!!