Did the rescue work?

By Hero of the day - 19/12/2025 00:00

Today, I tried a heroic rescue: a toddler’s teddy stuck on a fifth-floor balcony. I borrowed a ladder, climbed while sweating, reached it, and felt my trousers rip with a sound like Velcro in a thunderstorm. Dangling there with my superhero boxers exposed, three people filmed me while jeering. FML
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I have questions. You needed a ladder to get to the 5th floor balcony, instead of going to the 5th floor apartment and gaining access that way. What fire department loaned you their 70 foot ladder to rescue a teddy bear? Well, let's see what the three jeering recorders posted.

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I have questions. You needed a ladder to get to the 5th floor balcony, instead of going to the 5th floor apartment and gaining access that way. What fire department loaned you their 70 foot ladder to rescue a teddy bear? Well, let's see what the three jeering recorders posted.