Work, Embarrassing and Music: Da ba dee da ba di - FML

Da ba dee da ba di

By Embarassed - 07/04/2025 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was in a meeting when my phone suddenly rang. I'd forgotten to silence it, but it wasn’t just any ringtone, it was "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65. It played for 30 seconds while everyone stared at me rushing to retrieve it from my bag on the other side of the room and turn it off. The worst part? That fucking song is still stuck in my head, and it's been hours. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 7 April 2025 23:22

Dude, that song is the shit. Unless you were in the red half of Manchester.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 7 April 2025 23:22

Dude, that song is the shit. Unless you were in the red half of Manchester.

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